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The Stapler Affairs | Project 44 ? Eve and Adam
?Can I use your stapler? Mine will not do the work properly.? That is how two office affairs started. I call them the ?stapler affairs?. The General Petraeus incident had me thinking of why office affairs take place in the first place, but then my situation came to mind which means I am not one to throw the first stone.
They all look lovely in the office ? the women that is. They are all at their very best. Only on those on days when they wear caps to the office, I know that in the course of the day, they will sneak out to have their hair done.
After sitting down to use the stapler, the stories start. Oh, women can talk. If I am in the mood or if one meets my basic credentials, I just sit back behind my desk, ignore the computer, the paperwork in front of me and concentrate on the spot between her eyes, never her twins (they will notice and walk out) and I just listen.
For the married, it usually starts with the maid. ?She ? the house help ? did not agree with baby this morning, so I asked her to do the breakfast and I washed baby, dressed her ?up and fed her breakfast?. I guess it never occurs to her that that is what baby wanted in the first place. She will see mom much later tonight, who will be too tired to play mom, and daddy will be around so mom will not be fun anyway. Or so I think is what is going through baby?s mind.
In between, she had to look for the husband?s grey pair of socks an
For the unmarried but in a relationship, the best times are when there is a popular soccer tournament. ?Can I use your stapler? ?Mine???. ?. She will talk on and on about having her beau over with two of his friends joining just before the match, and how much beer they consume, the loud cheers or groans depending on how the match goes. She will talk of this being the only time that he gets to really eat her food, and then there is the massive lot of dishes to do after the match? until she notices her cell phone, which had been on vibration (how come). She shuffles the papers while shooting to her feet, heads for the door straightening her skirt over her lovely bottom and shoots a thank you over her shoulder.
If you are a patient listener, this can go on until such a time that it becomes some sort of dependence on her part. It is either what is happening at her home, the in-laws, the office politics although I try to discourage this, or just about anything. The opportunity to really talk to someone with no interruptions seems to give some huge of satisfaction on their part.
What is in it for me, you may ask. Aaahh, the overnight meetings arranged by head office to network with the regional heads. I have never understood why these meetings have to take place in big hotels away from head office. The further away, apparently, the better. After the usual morning session, comes tea and pleasant conversations in between, mid morning session to heavy lunch break with much more personal conversation comes next, the afternoon session to tea break and finally the evening session to late dinner with politely naughty conversation all round while most zero in on their respective targets.
After dinner, you know you have been chosen when you are asked to help carry her heavy case to her room, or she calls you to her room to help her open her case for her. She had not noticed the zip was jammed when she packed. If the zip is not jammed, then you know it is an invitation. Or she calls you to help her set 
Whichever means she gets you there, sooner or later, I will be massaging tired shoulders, next caressing smooth skin all over and desperate sex later. In the morning it is usually: ?damn, the soap pieces are so small they will not be enough for both of us.? That is the cue to get up, throw a guilty edged ?see you later at the hall? and dashing off to my room to shower and dress.
Should it be more than a one-day seminar, I might get summoned by the single one in a relationship or the married one ? depending on who it was last night. Last night?s project usually likes to spend the second night in long conversions with the daughter and or son and husband or if single, in long conversations with the beau. The trick is to know when you are not needed. Until the next time.
That is my version of office affairs. At least what I have encountered in my working life, for the past twenty or so years. Office relationships have led to marriages, breakups or even divorce and I have seen it all.
The worst part is the guilt. It hits you with a force and pain that is too powerful to put into words. The married lady here-in was at some point thrown out by her husband who is now married to a house wife. My pain is that, I am one of the reasons or may be the main cause of the breakup. It hurts. It really hurts. I can only guess what is happening to the former couple, the child(ren) and the families and friends.
Look at the General?s case. PROTUS has lost a very capable Director of the Central Intelligence Agency; I do not even want to go into the respective spouses? present state of mind. The children, going through school knowing what mommy did with that General. An investigative officer having his credentials questioned because why investigate in the first place? The general public is even at some point going to question the Feds? invasion of their privacy. All this because of an office affair. It really is not worth the few minutes of fun.
I have done many bad things in my life and deep down I am very sorry for what I have done and also learnt a bitter lesson:?no office romance or relationships and certainly, keep away from people in relationships or married ones. They still come for the stapler but I have learnt to ignore them and concentrate on paperwork on the desk, non-existent texts, or my screen top ? even if it is a computer game. It is painful but then hey, it is better for both of us in the end.
By Mahe Goat ? Guest Writer
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Source: http://project44eveandadam.wordpress.com/2013/02/04/the-stapler-affairs/
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Missing 13-year-old girl found dead in Calif. park
FAIRFIELD, Calif. (AP) ? A 13-year-old girl reported missing Thursday has been found dead in a park in the Northern California city of Fairfield, police said.
A passerby discovered the girl's naked body a little before 7 a.m. Friday in the city's Alan Witt Park and flagged down a police officer who was driving by, Fairfield Police Officer Cleo Mayoral said Saturday.
An autopsy was performed, but police did not release the girl's name or her cause of death. Mayoral said there were no obvious signs of trauma to the girl when she was found.
"I thought to myself, that looked like a mannequin, didn't look like a human body," the passerby, Eric May, told KTVU-TV.
The girl was reported missing around 5:45 p.m. Thursday by her guardian at a foster home in nearby Suisun City. That city's police Cmdr. Tim Mattos told the Daily Republic that the guardian last saw her board a school bus. He said she was in class all day and was expected home around 4 p.m.
He called the discovery of the dead child "a shock to our system."
No suspect or suspects have been identified, but detectives were canvassing neighborhoods and checking video images from surveillance cameras as part of their investigation, Mayoral said.
Sacramento television station CBS13 reported the girl attended Green Valley Middle School, which is about eight miles from the park.
School Principal Gregg Hubbs declined to comment on the girl's death.
Source: http://news.yahoo.com/missing-13-old-girl-found-dead-calif-park-214422266.html
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Arlene Ackerman, 66, dies of cancer | Philadelphia Public School ...
by thenotebook on Feb 02 2013 Posted in Latest news
Photo: Harvey Finkle
Former Philadelphia schools Superintendent Arlene Ackerman, who led the District from 2008 to 2011, died Saturday of pancreatic cancer. She was 66.
Ackerman had been living in Albuquerque, N.M. since she accepted a controversial buyout of her contract?after leaving?the District in August?2011. Before coming to Philadelphia, she had served as a superintendent in Washington, D.C. and San Francisco.
Raised in St. Louis where she attended a racially segregated elementary school, she was a lifelong educator who began her career as a teacher in 1968.
Ackerman's tenure?in Philadelphia was highlighted by her Imagine 2014 strategic plan and her Renaissance Schools program?for turning around low-performing schools. With support from federal stimulus dollars, she was able to launch new initiatives like expanded guidance counseling,?an extensive summer program,?a Parent University, and reduced class size in early grades. In 2010, she was honored as the nation's top superintendent by the Council of Great City Schools.
But it was a turbulent period?almost from the start, including public clashes with SRC members?and?then controversy around her handling of attacks on Asian students at South Philadelphia High School in 2009. She became a polarizing figure but?rallied supporters with her?focus on issues of parent involvement and racial equity. It wasn't until the summer of 2011 that the School Reform Commission and Mayor Nutter began to negotiate her departure, over the strong objections of her backers.?
(See "Ackerman's tenure in Philadelphia: Key events 2008-11")
Local officials issued statements about Ackerman on Saturday. From Mayor Nutter, who was involved in the decision to bring her to Philadelphia:
?Arlene Ackerman was a truly committed educator who demonstrated a profound passion for students and in particular the most disadvantaged students in our city. Through her leadership, Philadelphia took on the difficult, long-neglected task of turning around low-performing schools. Today, thousands of Philadelphia students are getting a better education thanks to her vision and advocacy. Her educational legacy will live on for many years through the initiatives that she championed. Our prayers are with her family and friends.?
From?District Superintendent William Hite:
On behalf of The School District of Philadelphia, I would like to extend my deepest sympathies to the family of Dr. Arlene Ackerman and all who loved her. Dr. Ackerman devoted her life to children and public education, and in doing so, encouraged countless other individuals to commit their lives to teaching, learning and leading.? For that, we are grateful. ?Our thoughts and prayers are with her family, friends and colleagues.
Source: http://thenotebook.org/blog/135602/arlene-ackerman-66-dies-cancer
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Photos: Thousands mourn former Cambodian king
People react as the coffin with the remains of Cambodia's late former King Norodom Sihanouk is taken on chariots through Phnom Penh, as his funeral procession begins, February 1, 2013. Sihanouk died at age 89 of heart failure on October 15, 2012 and his body will be cremated on February 4, 2013. REUTERS/Samrang Pring
People react as the coffin with the remains of Cambodia's late former King Norodom Sihanouk is taken on chariots through Phnom Penh, as his funeral procession begins, February 1, 2013. Sihanouk died at age 89 of heart failure on October 15, 2012 and his body will be cremated on February 4, 2013. REUTERS/Samrang Pring
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