Laser Sharks Are Coming to an Ocean Near You [Video]

You know what Future? You can keep your flying cars and ray guns and sex bots (actually, scratch those last two) because the future that 1997 promised me is finally, actually happening. That's right—sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads. More »

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